The rise of the right

The music scene should soon pick up pre-ceded by a rise in heroin addiction, young men driving cars that are obviously outside the price bracket of any law abiding youths and mass enforced leisure. The Tories are coming. Lest we forget what happened previously. Margaret Thatcher was the ugly daughter of a grocer from Grantham also known as littlte dullwitch. One day she came downstairs and overheard her strange parents [they liked to personify food matter] talking. Her mother stated "she is a fruit" while her father replied "no she is a vegetable". Margaret did not realise they were talking about a paticularly handsome tomatoe and being incredibly politically incorrect believed they had been discussing whether she was a lesbian or learning disabled. She was so traumatised she decided to destroy the working class and invade Argentina. This is probably true.